This is MemeCoin Parody
Meet Spejson, Wojtas, and Walo – professional beer drinkers, masters of swearing, and philosophers of the sidewalk. Their daily routine? Sitting on a bench, yelling at random people, drinking cheap alcohol, and somehow always getting into the dumbest adventures possible.
The animation looks like it was drawn in MS Paint during a hangover, but that’s part of the charm. The jokes are full of slang, profanity, and bizarre logic that somehow makes sense when you’ve had a few shots of vodka.
🍻 SQUAD MEMECOIN ROADMAP 🚬
Phase 1: The BenchLaunch $SQUAD token parody animation sitting togetherCommunity chilling: memes, cheap beer, and endless jokesFirst 100 holders get honorary Bench Warmers role
Phase 2: The BlockNFT drop: legendary characters with rare traits (beer, kebab, broken flip-flops)Partnerships with ...
Phase 3: The Party
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$SQUAD Staking = Earn Cheap Beer Points (CBP)
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Play-to-Earn Mini-Game: Throw bottles from the balcony into designated areas 🥤
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First Meme Contest → Winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual kebabs. These kebabs will be used as in-game currency and will also be connected to the long-term future of our project… it’s a true gem!
Phase 4: Global Domination$SQUAD listed on CEX (Cheap Exchange Squad)Animated shorts with community-submitted scriptsSQUAD theme park (benches, balconies, angry neighbors included)To the moon? Nah. To the Bench 🚀
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to the moon!!!